720P HD Video Sunglasses
by wootbot
Congratulations!
You're well on your way to creating the most boring movie in history!
Movies today lack that authentic, hyper-realistic feel. But you can change all that! With these sweet HD Video Sunglasses you'll be well on your way to long, unedited, first-person perspective shots of your walk to work or your bike ride through the park or even yourself eating dinner!Sure, more motivated folks could wear them while hunting or hiking or just being active in general, but EVERY movie today has action. No, we're betting the next big thing will be capturing the true, crushing ennui of everyday life as if through your very own eyes. People will be enamored with your ability to open their eyes to the cold realities of the world by letting them see through your own.
What will it look like to watch a man eat spaghetti as if you were that very man? Would you dare visit the beach in someone else's body? Imagine the thrill of getting a haircut that ISN'T your own hair! You'll watch those movies, probably on YouTube and set to that horrible "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" song, and your mind will expand and your heart will open and the true collective consciousness humanity shares will be revealed to you for the first time.We're all just one universe experiencing itself. And taping itself getting haircuts.
