These boots aren’t made for walkin’.
These boots are made for runnin’. Running through an old, overgrown forest, forging trails, busting down branches, and kicking renegade bears in the face.
These boots are made for bustin’. Busting into the abandoned tomb of an ancient Egyptian pharaoh, preparing to do battle with some mummies who have risen from the dead to protect the treasures that lay hidden deep inside.
These boots are made for kickin'. Kicking your friend in the chest during a bar fight after he insinuated that some of your adventurous stories aren’t true.
Ok, maybe not for kickin’. More like tappin’. These boots are made for tapping your friends legs under the table so he’ll get that he’s hurting your feelings and stop calling out your lies.