It'll get you in shape, and your delivery person too!
The act of moving weights is the exercise, you see. If you lift something heavy and carry it across the room, the state, the country, the WORLD, your muscles will reshape themselves anew based on the amount of work and effort you put into the task of lifting.
Which means, when you think about it, this is the only item we sell that starts working the moment you buy it! By the time you get a box full of weights, you'll have trained a whole team of delivery people. The lady who loaded the truck, the guy who moved stuff onto the plane, the fella who unloaded the plane, the dame who carried the stuff to the warehouse, the hottie who loaded the next truck, the chick who brought it to the dispatch center, the gent who loaded the last truck and the woman who set it on your porch will all get a little benefit from this bar and bumper plates.
See? You've changed the world. And your parents said you'd never amount to anything.