Give 'em the slip.
Use these: To give your outfit that "laid-back" look.
Don't use these: To give your outfit that "Presidential candidate" look.
If this shoe were a sports broadcaster, it would say: "I'm a talking shoe!"
The SNL episode hosted by this shoe features a sketch in which: The shoe tries to order something at a restaurant but there's a hilarious misunderstanding and then we all wonder when the show is gonna get good again.
This product grants its owner: Carte blanche to exclaim "tubular!" during any conversation.