HEAD Shoes?! What kind of wacky world is this?!
HEAD Tennis Shoes, huh? Brilliant! It's like calling a fat guy "Slim" or a copywriter "Charming." Reverse psychology or something. "Our shoes are so great, with their EVA core layer one-piece perfeforated upper, we won't even refer to the feet. Instead, we'll talk about the furthest away possible body part. And you'll love it anyway."
It worked on us. We wear them with our SHOULDER brand socks, our KIDNEY brand necktie, our NOSTRIL brand earmuffs, and our KNEE brand jockstrap. And nothing else. It's pretty hot. PM us for pics.