Be like the soft-shelled crab.
Did you know that soft-shelled crab are just regular crab that have been caught after shedding their exoskeleton? We always thought they were a different kind species, but turns out they're basically just naked crab.
Which makes you feel kind of bad for them, doesn't it? There they were, minding their own crab business, and scuttling along the ocean floor in their skivvies, when some boat came along and scooped their naked little bodies up. They were probably mortified.
That's all to say: It's probably not a good idea to wear only this soft-shell Tru-Spec 24-7 windbreaker while eating soft-shelled crab at a fancy seafood restaurant. That may seem like a stretch, but think about it: You'd look like a crazy person.