With a backpack like this, who needs friends?
Your backpack is with you through all the best moments in your life. Can you say the same for your so-called friends?
Where were your friends last weekend when you needed to bring a lunch with you on that hike? Where were your friends when you needed to carry that water bottle? Where were your friends when you needed to take your tablet to work with you?
I mean, I get that your friends were actually there for most of those things, but it's still not like they were going to carry all your stuff for you.