Fill it with helium for a REAL challenge.
Use this: To replace those traffic cones you stole when you were drunk. Or was that only us?
Don’t use this: To replace a spouse.
The one feature we wish this product had: A tiny inflatable David Beckham. To replace a spouse.
Left to its own devices, this: Starts playing keepy-uppie until you turn around.
If this were a sports broadcaster, it would say: Oh, gee. What would it say? What would a soccer goal say. Hmmm.