To Kill a Long Sleeve Mock…Shirt
If you owned this, people would say: “Are you mocking me?” To which you reply, “No, I’m mocking myself.”
When irradiated, this product will bite you, giving you the power of: A super strengthened neck! But really, what are you going to use that for?
In a tell-all biography, it was revealed that this product: Fathered a love child with a cute sleeveless golf polo.
If this is buried in a field, what grows in its place is: A giant shirt, the size of a mansion! Big enough to live in, if you’re interested in living in a giant shirt house.