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Who doesn't love some jerked meat?

[THE FOLLOWING IS A TRANSCRIPT FROM SWEET BABY RAY'S FAILED 'THE JERKY BOYZ' CASSETTE TAPE, RELEASED IN 2010. THE PROJECT FAILED WHEN IT BECAME CLEAR THAT BEEF JERKY WAS INCAPABLE OF SPEECH, AND THEREFORE INCAPABLE OF "PRANKING."]

PRANK #1

VICTIM 1
Hello?

JERKY

VICTIM 1
Hello?

JERKY

VICTIM 1
Anybody there?

JERKY

VICTIM 1
OK then.

PRANK #2

VICTIM 2
Hello, Andy?

JERKY

VICTIM 2
Hello? I saw this 212 area code, and I think Andy has a 212 area code, but the caller ID didn't recognize it. Andy?

JERKY

VICTIM
Well, Andy, I can't hear you, but just tell your brother to meet me at Port Authority at 6:15. I think it's the south wing.

JERKY

PRANK #3

VICTIM 3

JERKY

VICTIM 3

JERKY

VICTIM 3

[VICTIM 3 WAS ALSO JERKY, AS IT TURNED OUT.]

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