Tell your socks to get a job.
If there’s one thing socks are always doing, it’s not doing anything. They just lay there on the floor not moving! Or they sit around in the drawer all day like a bunch of dummies! It’s time to get some socks that actually apply themselves. It’s time to get some socks that know how it feels to work a day in their life. It’s time for Work Socks (by Worksox).