Sixty percent cotton. Forty percent polyester. One hundred percent studmuffin.
Use these: To provide a safe layer between your nipples and the rest of the world.
This product grants its owner: Carte blanche to wrestle and defeat actual pumas. By "actual pumas," we mean "actual stuffed pumas."
When this product doesn't want to go to dinner with you, it uses this excuse: "I don't feel like getting dressed up."
The contagious disease named after this product is called: Cat-scratch fever. Because Puma, you see.
Left to its own devices, this: Keeps a very low profile.