Food is so 2004.
Remember back in 2004 when everyone was eating food all the time? Man, what a year that was. We all were just sitting around, eating food, watching the Summer Olympics in Athens, and listening to Usher sing "Yeah!"
We were so young then. So naive. So dependent on stupid food.
But now it's 2015! The year of tomorrow! The year when we replace all our meals with Garden of Life Raw Meal Organic Meal Replacement!
This is the future! Forget food! Forget the Summer Olympics! We don't need any of that dumb 2004 stuff anymore.
Except "Yeah!" We'll always need an awesome song like that.