Ideal for weapons or REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT GUN-SHAPED CAKES.
Use this: To keep dangerous or important things safely locked away.
Don’t use this: As a wedding gift.
In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: Tweet about your shortcomings.
Some skeptics wonder: If all of us have a soft interior foam within our thick, steely exterior.
Left unattended in an airport, this item would be mistaken for: Don’t leave this unattended in an airport.