Protect your eyes or just wear 'em on your head to look cool.
We get it. Skiing is hard work and you need a lot of equipment and it's cold out there in the snow. If we see you wearing these goggles we'll just assume you're a cool skier and we won't ask too many questions that might prove you otherwise. Unless you wear them to a wedding or a fancy dinner or something. Then we might have just a couple of questions for you.