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Legless reptiles will have to find something else for their fitness needs.

“Aaaah, sssweet. My Sssstriiv Ssssmart Pedometer hasss arrived. I’ll ssssimply attach it to my perssson and - “

“BLEEP BLORP. THIS IS YOUR NEW PEDOMETER SPEAKING.”

“What? How? I didn’t even realissse that wasss a feature.”

"I MUST MAKE AN EXCEPTION IN THIS CASE."

"Exsssplain why."

"YOU ARE MERELY A COPPERHEAD SNAKE. YOU LACK LEGS. HALF OF THE NEAT STUFF I CAN DO IS LOST ON YOU."

"But I’m trying to losssse weight."

"DON’T CARE. I’M DESIGNED FOR PEOPLE."

"Have you sssseeen thessse thighsss?"

"YOU’RE DELUDING YOURSELF BUDDY. STOP LIVING A LIE. I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU FOUND THIS PEDOMETER."

"I sssstole it."

"VIPER?"

"No, it wassss a Ford Essscort."

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Striiv Smart Pedometer/Tracker
$29.99 In Stock Sporting Goods
$29.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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