The family that drinks from a stagnant pond together stays together.
Some people might say, "You really shouldn't drink from the putrid water hole in the backyard." They might even say, "Even the hogs won't drink from it." But the hogs don't have what we have. The hogs don't have Lifestraws to filter out the impurities. So step aside, Wilbur. You may not be pig enough to drink from the swirling cesspool, but I am.