You don't want to be caught outside without one of these.
We don't really want to get rid of this stuff, but our mom said we have to.
Take yourself to the upside down world.
Keep your bits fit.
Load 'em up, move 'em out, unpack 'em, repack 'em, move 'em back, unload 'em.
The wilderness is full of danger. Make sure your feet are properly protected.
They're either great multi-tools, or really fancy bottle openers.
Having cold feet isn't always such a bad thing.
Keep it brief. Or keep it boxer.
The world is your bed!
Let there be flashlight!
Celebrate America's favorite pastime! Next to sleeping, of course.
Protect your peepers with peppers, pals.